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I should not be allowed to look at T-Shirts. I found a million and a half of them. My favorite is this one. Who wouldn’t want old Figaro as their boyfriend? No only is he crafty, smart, sexy, and sweet he is also a barber (free haircuts!) and a Bass-baritone.
Of course because my next boyfriend will be dragged to the opera somewhat often (even if it means skipping a few meals in college) he will see (and love) The Marriage of Figaro (my so far all time non G&S opera). Because of this he will wear this shirt. The author’s quote is totally spot on too: “Only the best character in the entire history of opera”. Well he is next to Figaro.
There is also a shirt about Carmen which has a funny comment. Carmen was smart- can we say “stalker” ? Then there is a Don Giovanni shirt. Say’s he was the ultimate stud. He has been played by Bryn Terfel so I must agree.
Moving on there is this. It’s so true. When I do hum you won’t know the song so just ignore it. This rocks because it’s true. As is this, this, this, and this.
I found this shirt for people who think opera is all about fat laddies singing really really loudly and breaking glass. And this shirt will help me make friends who get my jokes! Or scare other possible friends away…
I happily found two Gilbert and Sullivan shirts too! They are old friends and need to be on the radio more.
Of course I just found this. OMGBBQ IT’S SOOOOOOO CUTE! KAWAI! *squee* *swoons* I’m getting that as soon as I go to college.
I will also be getting a roll up keyboard. Hopefully one that glows in the dark. It will be full of win.
